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Best Sex Clubs In Washington, D.C.

Hunting for sex clubs, sex parties, and sex events in Washington D.C.? SexSearch has found them for YOU! Read more on the hottest places to go in the Washington DC area TONIGHT, you lucky people!

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In fact, we have made it easier than ever before for you to simply scroll on down the list below and see which are the very best of the best sex clubs and other sexy venues for you to have fun at tonight or this weekend -- in fact, any time at all! Want to know when the best days are to go out, and even the best times? We have that info for you below, just after a brief history of the sex club scene in the city -- because we are sex club nerds!

Okay, you have done the hard part -- searching for a sex club in Washington DC -- so now sit back and get ready to enjoy our list of which places are worthy of your time, money, energy, sweat, and other body fluids in your favorite city TONIGHT! Now all you need to do is make a note of which places you would like to visit, and head out the door to a great sex party, sex club, or sex event in Washington DC right NOW!

History Of The Sex Club Scene In Washington DC

As with a lot of the cities in the US that saw a real change in their social fabric, you can trace the genesis of the societal upheaval to WWII, which actually saw a lot of good being done for the city's economy. Factories and plants sprung up in all the places around the city where folk needed work, and with them came a load of sex clubs and sex parties, such as the 1930s hotspot, Gil's Gals, which was so much more than a casual bordello. Although Washington's growth from a dirt tracked town without proper sanitary infrastructure right up till the late 1800s, public transport saw the city expand massively with the first streetcars operating in the same period. This made getting to and from sex parties a bit easier, which in some part explains why there was so much popularity enjoyed by this pursuit.

The start of the new century saw the city cleaning up its act, although conversely (according to one's point of view, of course), this was when the sex club scene really began to pick up. Capital Ladies opened its doors around about now, and with the 30s' New Deal a whole bunch of govenrment money brought funding to the city as never before, further expanding the sex parties circuit so that now even members of Congress were in on the fun! The 50s saw a huge boom in population, which, while driven in part by the returning soldiers from WWII, cannot have been harmed by the growing sex club movement that saw healthy and often recreational sex become a key part of the city's character.

Best Times To Go Out And Days To Go Out In Washington D.C.

Mondays seem to be surprisingly popular on the sex club scene in this city, and no-one seems to know why this is. Well, go with the flow as they say... The other thing to remember about the city is that it gets crazy busy at the weekends, and even mid week can be a bit hectic. This may explain why the start of the week is a little more popular among people who can sometimes see themselves as being counter cultural to some degree. Best times to go out vary and can depend on whether you want to enjoy a bath house -- open during office hours -- to a clandestine sex party -- which can happen at pretty much any time at all. Check websites and do a little homework of your own, and you will find the perfect time for you to go out.

Washington Sex Clubs: Directory

From the fairly self explanatory Camelot Showbar Strip Club, to places with mysterious names such as the Good Guys Club, this city can both surprise and excite even the most hardened sex party lover. At times utterly knowable, and at others totally mystifying, the Washington DC sex club scene can be something of an enigma to newcomers; our guide below helps to shine some light on where to go and what to expect from a complex and mostly obscure world that boasts more citizens than you may think...

The Camelot Showbar Strip Club

Type

Adult only club

Space

Intimate club and lounge

Crowd

College to middle aged

Address

1823 M St NW, Washington, DC 20036, USA

Website

The Camelot Showbar Strip Club

Any Notes

Paid parking can be found near the venue

Brief Description

The prosaic way to list this place would be to describe it as a room where women take their clothes off and men look at them (the women -- not the clothes... usually). But the fact is that this strip club is a whole lot more than that. With a well stocked bar and friendly staff, you will find from the moment that you walk in to this ever popular venue that you are sure of a warm welcome. Then grab a drink, sit down, and prepare to look at some women take their clothes off. Just don't ask anyone if they come here a lot. No one will laugh. And don't mention spam.

Royal Palace

Type

Adult strip club

Space

Small sized adult club with bar and stage

Crowd

All ages from college up

Address

1805 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20009, USA

Website

Royal Palace

Any Notes

Paid parking nearby. Open 3 pm to 3 am

Brief Description

This place really will make you feel like royalty, with its mix of drinks, sexy people, and (perhaps most importantly for their demographic) comfy chairs. Don't expect to pay a king's ransom, but do expect to se some fine damsels performing on the stage for your pleasure and delight. This is one of the best gents clubs in the city, bar none, with a well stocked drinks menu and laid back clientele that respect the entertainers who are on display.

Good Guys Club

Type

Mens club

Space

Small and discreet club

Crowd

College and up

Address

2311 Wisconsin Ave, Washington, DC 20007, USA

Website

Good Guys Club

Any Notes

Open 12 pm to 3 am

Brief Description

This a place where men go to stare at men. While this may not sound like fun to most women, and some men, it is, in fact, fun. We know this, because we are the sex club experts. They could have called this place anything, but they called it the Good Guys Club. What does this mean? Are the guys who perform here good? Yes. Or does it refer to the guys watching the performers? That's unclear -- probably not. The main thing to focus on here is the word 'guys' because this place has many of them, and they are all hunks. That should be enough to convince you that this is a good place to go to if you are looking for some gay guy action and you love to watch men take their clothes off and dance.

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Type

Sex club for men

Space

Stage with bar and lounge

Crowd

All ages college and upwards

Address

1520 K St NW, Washington, DC 20005, USA

Website

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Any Notes

Open 11:30 am to 3 am

Brief Description

Who is Archibald? Does he live here? Did he invent women? Was he, perhaps, some hallowed figure from the mists of the city's earliest beginnings, who brought the first woman to these shores in his silk-lined canoe, only his padded smoking jacket about her narrow shoulders for warmth? Nobody knows. But if you go along to his club, you will see some truly mind blowing girls doing mind blowing things. In fact, if you are in the market for having your mind blown, then you (and your mind) should come to Archibald's Gentlemen's Club, bringing your wallet along with both of you.

Crew Club

Type

Gay sauna

Space

Medium sized mens gay sauna

Crowd

College to middle aged

Address

1321 14th St NW, Washington, DC 20005, USA

Website

Crew Club

Any Notes

Open 24 hours

Brief Description

Yeah! Join the Crew! At the Crew Club! Whooooo! This place is the BEST if you want a gay cruise sauna that will knock your socks off -- except that you won't be wearing socks because you will have taken them off in the locker room and stashed them away in a locker along with your PANTS. This is where men go to meet other men in a man friendly environment designed to get you WET. This is achieved by a series of pools of varying temperature, as well as a clientele of HOT MEN. If you want to gay it up and you have a few hours to kill slipping and sliding and soaking in a hot tub, pool, or just sweating in a lounge, then make your merry way over to Crew Club, where not everyone is in the Crew, but everyone is in the Club, if you know what we mean.

The House

Type

Sex club

Space

Bar with sex club vibe

Crowd

College to middle aged and up

Address

3530 Georgia Ave NW, Washington, DC 20010, USA

Website

The House

Any Notes

On street parking; open most days of the week

Brief Description

This place was named after a building. But there is more to it than that, because inside the building there is a sex club, with a bar that caters to all folk who go there to wet their whistle with a drink. One of the best of the more obscure sex clubs in the city, this place does not go out of its way to advertise what it does, but it does do one thing very well, which is to service the sex club scene with a bar and a space that is inclusive of all who visit looking for a good time. This place must be seen to be understood, so if you want to experience a truly new environment and you have never been here before then give it a go.

PaperMoon Gentlemen's Club

Type

Strip club

Space

Small strip club with bar

Crowd

All ages college and up

Address

6315 Amherst Ave, Springfield, VA 22150, USA

Website

PaperMoon Gentlemen's Club

Any Notes

Open 12 pm to 3 am most nights; paid parking on street near the venue

Brief Description

This place will make you feel like a VIP every time you go here, which is more than can be said for some other places (not on our list) which never make you feel like a VIP at all, even after you have paid for a bunch of drinks and had a private dance which cost a fortune and lasted just long enough for you to start breathing heavily and then abruptly ended. This a great gents club, and although it can be a little hard to find, if you use the address provided you should be able to locate it using a combination of sight and feet.

Glorious Health Club and Art Gallery

Type

Adult entertainment club

Space

Sex club venue

Crowd

All ages college and up

Address

2120 West Virginia Ave NE, Washington, DC 20002, USA

Website

Glorious Health Club and Art Gallery

Any Notes

Paid parking can be found on street nearby

Brief Description

With a name like Glorious Health Club and Art Gallery you know you are in for an interesting and hopefully fun time, if not a deeply erotic one. This is one of the few places on our list that is slightly baffling from its online presence, but do not let that put you off. If you like to try new things and love meeting new people then you could do a lot worse than to go and check out this place on West Virginia Ave, where people have been collaborating to make a truly unique experience that has to be enjoyed first hand to be truly understood.

Ziegfeld's

Type

Strip club for gentlemen

Space

Stage and bar with seating area and private cubicles

Crowd

All ages college and up

Address

1824 Half St SW, Washington, DC 20024, USA

Website

Ziegfeld's

Any Notes

Open 9pm to 3 am

Brief Description

If you want to see some gorgeous naked flesh dancing right in front of you then come straight away to this heavenly strip club that will ease the tensions of any red blooded male looking for a good time in a laid back atmosphere. What is a Ziegfeld? Is it the undiscovered energy field that attracts people of any sex to each other across the space of separation common to cities everywhere? Is it a type of cake enjoyed only at sex parties by participants in crude but interesting love making? Well, it is most likely the name of the owner of this very unique club.

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