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We have all the info on the sex club scene in London so do not touch that dial, as they used to say, back when the internet had dials. Did you think that was all we had for you, though? Because if so, you were mistaken -- we also have a bit of the history of the London sex club scene, plus info on when best to go out in the city of London for a sex club event. Does that sound good to you? Great, because now it is time to get stuck in to a great London sex party, London sex club, or London sex event somewhere near you!
Of course you have heard of London, but have you heard of Londinium? This was the name of a former Roman city that lies where London today sits regally on the Thames, rather like an otter plotting its next move. Back in those days, if you were not part of the sex club scene then you probably had something very wrong with you. The Romans were all about orgies and public sex, group sex, and everything sex related. In fact, it can be theorized that the Roman Empire fell because everyone was too busy boinking. Though it had once been nothing more than a pagan town nestled on the banks of a muddy river, London was now a busy sex club hub of doms and subs of all stripes. But it was not to last -- the Middle Ages saw the middle aged folk getting very busy with the swingers scene -- so much so that King Harold had to put an end to it.
With the signing of the Magna Carta, the throne ended all public sex with a stroke of the quill, and the next thing you knew, secret sex clubs were becoming the norm. In fact, right up till the Victorians took over the city, medieval London was known for its cottage sex club industry -- so called because it was literally run out of cottages. It was said that every other cottage was a sex club, and judging by the huge population boom in London after the plague had finished killing folk willy nilly left, right and centre, there may be something behind that anecdotal rumour of the history books! Did this end as the middle ages slowly changed to the swinging 60s? Yes it did, because among other things, the law against gays changed it up, and all of a sudden every other house in London became a bath house, and there was a gay sauna on every street corner.
From Shoeless Pete's Splash House, to U.N.C.L., it seemed that all of a sudden the gay cruise sauna could be a franchise, and these top places spread outside London using their great business models to propel them into other big cities across the UK. The 80s sealed the deal, with sex clubs like Blow Strummers and Jiggy Pop making their presence known, and many smaller sex party venues springing up in between them. Jamaicans, Koreans, Bangladeshis, Eskimos and many other nations soon flooded the city looking for big shot business jobs as other big cities from New York City to Toronto started feeling the pinch of late capitalism's gradual dusk. Rivalled only by the big Scottish metropolises, London had truly become the sex club capital.
London is the kind of city that never goes to sleep, although if you have ever tried to get a burger in Chelsea after 11 pm you may feel a bit differently about that kind of statement. That aside, you can be sure to find a sex club that is open at most times of the day or night, plus a gay bath house as well. The bath houses are open most hours during the day, and there is a high chance that you can go straight from a day time hang to an evening one with no trouble. The best thing about London's sex club scene is that if you go at the weekend you are going to meet a LOT of people who are into the same life style as you, whereas if you go out at the start of the week (Mon to Wed) you are most assured of a one to one sex hookup, so there are many options.
Here they are -- the best sex clubs London has to offer, plus all the London sex parties worth going to, and the gay London bathhouse options where you can cruise to your heart's content. There is a bit of everything here so whatever your style, you are sure to be pleased with our FREE guide to the sexiest places in London for you and your play partner, old or new.
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