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• Age: 21
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• Sex: straight single man

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Location: Aurora, Colorado

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About Me: I am the freak result of an experiment of combined artificial insemination and robotic supergynoids. My real name is Karma Chameleon after the popular hit single by Culture Club, which was playing on the radio at the time of my birth. In my spare time, I like to fluff my cushion collection. I once kicked a goose so hard it woofed. I believe that I am the reincarnated avatar of Blodeuwedd, the Welsh goddess of spring. I once visited the Dalai Lama in Tibet, and kissed him full on the mouth. I used to walk 15 miles every day, until I learned that cars had been invented. Now I drive everywhere. I specialize in aerospace engineering, have driven two tanks and have thrown several grenades. I enjoy gnocchi pasta, prawn katsu and tomato juice. I recently went on a spirit journey and met my animal spirit guide, which was a donkey named Gavin. Since then, Gavin has been the driving force behind everything I do. I'm also the chairman of the International Pants Association. And if you believed any of that...well I have this rock I could sell you, keeps tigers away.