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• Age: 45
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Seeks Labia Titus - Let's get Roman

Location: Norwich, Norfolk

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About Me: Curious about the possibilities offered on a site like this. Young, free, & single... Just want to have some fun. There's a party in my pants, who else wants to cum? Yeah, OK I've got warped sense of humour. I like all the usual things... clubs, pubs, cinema, theatre, shooting Pool/ Snooker, extreme thrill rides. I believe in Magic, Karma, Soulmates, Romance, Father Christmas, The perfect woman, & other myths ;) I'm very happily single & am in no great hurry to change it! Oh! Did I mention tatts & piercings (eyebrow, tongue, both nipples.... Bottled out when it came to the old chap). Disease & Drama free. I'm intelligent, articulate & witty too (not to be confused with arrogant & sarcastic - I know you Americans really don't understand Irony - you know? Like where WE populated your country with all the shit we didn't want here (Fundamentalists (Do you know what we did to Oliver Cromwell??? - you're welcome to the pilgrims!), Criminals, dodgy financial system (read your history, it was the cause of your war for independance), etc) & you try to sell it back to us.. I got a free look into your Soul; all I saw was a deep, dark hole; compassion & kindness, do not top your poll; for the life you've led has taken it's toll; Love for mankind was never your goal; with no love for man, you cannot be whole; any kindness you had you probably stole; faithful spouse was not your role; you can't help it for you have no control; I got a free look into your soul!!! Life IS a bowl of Jalopenos... The things you do today, can burn your arse tomorrow!!!