About jbirdtweekin

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• Age: 37
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: pierced for you

Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma

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About Me: I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job, I'm your average cacassion male piss ant! I'm nothing special! I am no one special! I am just a common man with common thoughts, Ive lived (so far) a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. I like football and beer and books about exotic fish, I've got an average house that needs a freagin fireplace! My ex-wife is "difficult" and so is my job, my are wonderful and I have a piece of poop car. I like my feet on my coffee table as Im watching movies, barefoot. I drink black cherry Kewl Aid from a mason jar (Did I mention I have some redneck in me?). But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh) No, Im just like everyone else, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense!!! (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah skippy yea yeah!! But dont we all?? I will drive the speed limit in the far left lane, while other idiots behind me are going insane! It gives me pleasure!! I have used public toilets and missed and hit the seat! (Admit it, youv'e done it too! So dont give me your static!) I walk around in the evening saying, "Good morning Sunshine"! Maybe I shouldn't be writting at all, but I decided to be ranting and raving and carrying on! Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.....Naaaah! Who are they to judge yours truely? You know what I would like to do? Eat less vegatables and more STEAK!!! I'd also love to get myself a 2007 Hummer, black as night with gold spinning hub caps (I think they are called rims?) and white leather interior and big blue bright headlights, yeah! The ones that make you think that the ones coming at you are on high beem, untill you flip yours on and they blind you when they flip thiers on causing you to rearend a perfectly parked tree???? Those freagin lights! And I'm gonna drive around in that babe at 5 miles under no make it 10 miles under the speed limit getting one mile per gallon,