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• Age: 29
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: It's not until you've lost everything that your free to do anything

Location: Brisbane, Queensland

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About Me: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Timor refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, & I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in New Zealand. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Northern Territory from a horde of ferocious fire ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Broncos, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Perth with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. babes trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Fight Club, The Alchemist, and Catch 22 in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Yet I haven't had the chance to play twister on my bedsheets with you...