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• Age: 37
• Photos: 3 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: "Hey, doctor, doctor, i think i'm a pirate, doctor sais yeah well show me ya chest!"

Location: Melbourne, Victoria

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About Me: Hey all, i've decided to do a new profile. I regard myself as intelligent, funny/wacky, and a momma's man (little giggle there), i love music, mainly 60's, in terms of 'heroes', john lennon, bob dylan, and jim morrison, all 3 had the balls to sing about what they honestly, believed in, except for maybe jim morrison, his message was something far more different, hey u know why he's called the lizard king? lol. and 2 out of 3 of them are now no longer with us, hmmm conspiracy theory perhaps?, i'm into that too btw, but l think l'll stop there. l'll say no more. Born in melbourne, but come from russian/ukrainian background, with mysterious connections to the jewish people, (on my mother's side), it's all too confusing, and a long story, good to talk about over a cup of coffee, hell even that wouldn't do it. And in case your wondering, no l am NOT circumcised, BUT if l did fall in love with the woman of my dreams, l would do it for her, (but seriously it would hurt like hell lol) so l was told, all due to the fact that l was simply raised in a different religion, but overall, i'm simply spiritual. Well enough of that. If you have any questions, feel free to ask, l'll only be too glad to answer. P.S. l don't want any guys contacting me (just in case). ciao ) p.s. and in case you're wondering yes l do have a full head of hair, i just like wearing my greek fishing hat.