About JackS85TX

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• Age: 29
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: The Most Interesting Man in the World

Location: Houston, Texas

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About Me: When it is raining, it is because I am sad. Even my parrot's advice is insightful. If there were an interesting gland, mine would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines. My shirts never wrinkle. I am left-handed. And right-handed. Even if I forget to put postage on my mail, it gets there. I once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it. You can see my charisma from space. The police often question me, just because they find me interesting. I once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me. When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back. If a monument was built in my honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance. It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case my Cinco parties run long. The Mayans prophecized my birth. Even lucha libres remove their masks in my presence. I once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish. Bulls flat-out refuse to fight me. I once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet. I have been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8. My bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears. I can't be bought, but my beard clippings have been know to show up on auction. I have never lost a sock. If I disagree with you, it is because you are wrong.