About AlbertEmc2

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• Age: 42
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Boring Boring until I'm scoring!

Location: Brisbane, Queensland

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About Me: I'm often told by people close to me that I am a fat selfish boring wanker with a train load of baggage. People love to ignore me after meeting me and quote:"He thinks he's better than what he is" is what I hear, or sense, in the social corridors of friends and relatives. My mother IS a bitch, I admit, and everybody used to feel sorry for me as a but...told their 'johnny' to say away from ME. I read alot of Mark Twain stories to cope. I'm too competitive for my own good and 'am an opinionated chauvinist whom repudiates political correctness deeply'. That is, until I know I'm getting lucky, then, you may say, if YOU haven't already worked me out and discounted me that I may, I emphasize, MAY, change to the "man next Door".My wife is the only one that I fooled in this way. Oh, and I vote LIBRAL! I like the word...libral... I don't like Labour cause that sounds like work, O.H.&S and "Have to wear saftey gear" and fuck them I'll wear what I WANT! I like the Lib's... they think like I do liberaly...I think? Oh and my father died in a drunken car crash when I was 1.5 years old and that just left my mum, remember her, and my two older sisters who just hated me infact I still don't talk to one to this day and all her babes have been programed to be indiffent because she's into God and tried to get me... but I'm too into SIN because I like BAD, Bad is good; bad takes you places; good makes work for somebody else where I like to make money, do the commercial hustle, then listen to seventies disco music in my very snobby german car. Fuck me, what else is their to say in 2000 letters!