About pleeseupleeseme

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• Age: 38
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Help!!! I've forgotten how to have funn!!! Fresh from an exxxtrreemmmely difficult break-up. NEED FUNN NOW !!!

Location: Bend, Oregon

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About Me: I am in great shape with a shining blue eyes and a devilish smile ... moo haa haa ha. sorry. I have the body and boyish charms of a 21 year old. no shit, 6 feet tall 175 lbs. lean & cut. I have trained in martial arts for 8 years. that's right, i'm buff and i can kick a little ass if needed. hi - ya! I am often accused of being "Hot" and/or "Sexy" by most women. I have WILD SPIKEY hair and a goatee too ... :) I guess I look sort of like a cross between an athletic surf punk and a bad man, but I don't have any tatts or piercings ... yet. I'm working on a chest piece tattoo as we speak. oh yeah, most ladies tell me i have a really nice chest ... i used to press a lot of weights. oh and i'm not all hairy ... no back hair or shit like that, ... just a happy little trail to pleasure world ... ha ha ha. sorry again. I don't know, to some I'm really fucking gorgeous, to others I'm just a goofy white dude. I tend to think my best qualities are my sense of humor, my commitment to self improvement and my desire to connect genuinely with whoever or whatever i'm doing in the moment (conversation, training, fucking, whatever ... connection) I'm really new to this shit, never pursued a NSA encounter like this before so go easy on me will ya? I mean I can be the man and all that shit, but I'm a bit strung out from my recently failed relationship of nine years ... aaghhgggrrrrr !!! Yeah, let's just say I've put EVERYTHING I've had into staying together, in spite of my ex cheating, lying, stealing & fucking up shit financially ... it's been Super Fun ... NOT! I'm fucking spent! I need a break, I need to unplug and have fun and use my penis for what god intended ... meeting hot female strangers online and fucking and fucking and fucking !!! (just saying that feels better; thanks for hearing me rant) oh yeah, i work with my hands constantly ... girls seem to moan a lot when I touch them ... mmmm, i like to please the ladies. yes, i do. Yay Fun!