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• Age: 61
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: *-* 5 Rules a Woman MUST Remember ;>}

Location: Austin, Texas

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About Me: First off, I will not click on any links to sign up somewhere to communicate with you. Many sites use affiliates to lure sales prospects. Send me a link, you are deleted! Hi. Aside from spammers whom I abhor, I'm a totally non-judgemental, non-jealous guy that simply likes to have a good time, meet others and party. My one problem with dating is that my standards are quite high, maybe even too high (so I've been thinking lately). At 6'-6", 218 # 's, I'm a very noticeable guy and expect my "date" to be the same (truthfully...even more noticeable, remember, I'm not the jealous type). 5 Rules a Woman Must Remember 1). It's important to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2). It's important to have a man, who can make you laugh. 3). It's important to have a man, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4). It's important to have a man, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5). It's very, very important that these four men do not know each other. A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous woman sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "you