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  • Age: 35
  • Sex: straight single man
Recent Status: The One Mommy warned you about....

About Me: I am brash, arrogant, selfish. But when you get bored of all the other fools out there lying to you and telling you they like poetry and long walks on the beach, guess who is left?? Thats right babe! I am the epitome of an honest straightforward dude. I love being a guy and make no apologies for it. I love beer, sport, and chasing hot girls. If I can chase hot girls whilst drinking a beer and watching sport, all the better! What do I want in a woman? I want a woman to cook, clean, do the dishes, tell me how awesome I am, scratch my back and fetch me beer. Yeah, I want you to worship me. But you will agree, I am SOOOO worth it. Poetry? For pansies. Walks on the beach? Nope. But how about you and me put on our dancing shoes, get hammered drunk and tear up the dance floor all night before heading home at dawn for a 4 hour roll in the hay? Oh, and dont forget to tell me how awesome I am after. I know darling, you are welcome. Dont let your Mom know about me...... because she may try to steal me from you! I cant promise you marriage, I cant promise you a relationship. To be honest, I may often forget your name. What? "Hey you" doesnt cut it? I can promise you more fun than you can shake a stick at and that you will always be the one smiling harder when we wake up in the morning....

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