About Dazthecowboy

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• Age: 36
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: fun in a love gun

Location: Sydney, New South Wales

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About Me: Spawned on the eve of a full moon in the rainforest of Asia, there is little know about this strange creature, his mother was a Punjabi speaking Eskimo with four fingers and a mullet, his dad, well, that’s an entirely new story.For 23 years of his life he was raise as a sideshow attraction next to Percilla ( the monkey girl) and lydia (the Tattooed lady), here he learned the art of shaving and gained an appreciation of images, later he spent many of his years trying to convince molecules to cooperate by bribing them with nucleuses, for what reasons he never said but needless to say, this failed.His true age is not know and can not be determined via blood samples as only pure beer runs in his veins, this gives him a constant amber glow and makes him very popular at parties, but more than once has almost cost his life, but, what is known, he is a passionate lover of life, people and a good joke.