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• Age: 32
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• Sex: straight single man

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Location: Albany, New York

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About Me: iI'm not your type, I promise. I'm the guy behind you in the check-out line, looking at the ground, wearing a baseball hat and glasses, because he doesn't like crowds, and doesn't want to be noticed. I'm the virgin who's too afraid to be the freaky, kinky whore he really is. I don't need sex--life fux me whenever it can!!!!! I get lost in music. Limewire is a gift from God! I'm not your ex, so don't treat me as if I am. I won't do what he did, realize that before you ever speak a word to me. I'm a hypocrite. I'm the nice guy you take home to meet mom, then get bored with and cheat on. I'm the guy who wears pajamas out in public. Because I just don't care what people think. My mother is my best friend. I'm the cheeseball who'd put a fake spider in your shoe. I'm beyond your typical sensitive guy: I cried the first time I watched Waterboy. I won't be your doormat, your therapist, or your father. I talk to my dog. I don't tolerate liars. I won't kick my dog out of my bed for you. She was there before you, and she'll be there when you're gone. I work a job that pays 9 bucks an hour BY CHOICE. I'm the smartass who takes your crap, then gives it right back. I'm the sweetheart who loses sleep worrying about you. I'm a chronic daydreamer. I believe in brutal honesty. I'll drive you nutty with my impatience. I sing when I vacuum. I can't fall asleep to silence, I need a fan. I know exactly what I WANT, what I NEED, and WHO I AM. I can count the people I love on one hand, and each dog gets their own finger. I'm the goof who would challenge you to a spork-fight. It's very, very hard for me to actually give a shit about you. But if I do, I put you before me. And I'd do anything for ya. It's my biggest weakness. I'm unperfect. As damaged as everyone else in the world. I have no time for games, except maybe strip-Monopoly. I'm all or nothing, so take it, or leave me be. Welcome to me. Don't say you weren't warned (evil snicker).