About TheCanMan13

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• Age: 26
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Welcome to my world, Have fun!!

Location: Houston, Texas

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About Me: what can I say... I like to hibernate, sing and launch G.P.S. satellites using a complex system of hot air balloons & roman catapults made from a 1963 VW microbus. I have deft balance, weave, leap, frolic and dodge with cat like skill, and yet, have great trouble paying bills. As an abstract artist I once preformed hamlet in highschool.(during gym class.) I know the exact location of every yellow item in the supermarket and pilot my shopping cart amongest the isles with unflagging speed. animals trust me!! yesterday I preformed micro surgery on a supernova to alter it's hue. I can cook thirty minute brownies in twentytwo minutes. babes love me!! four years ago while flurting with a girl in a diving bell, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I'm a proud owner of a small shiney object. Im obsessed with the extreme sport of Parapaintball I know how to stain most forms of stainless steel some people think im crazy but all i really am is a rare form of normal :P No im really crazy XD